Dear Santa
9:20 PM Posted by The Blue Zoo
Dearest Santa,
As you know I have given birth to 4 boys. You receive their crazy wish lists every year. This year I thought I would send you a little note as well.
Being pregnant with those 4 boys has really done a number on my body. Where I was once firm, I am now baggy saggy. My skin is beyond stretched out. I realize that I never appreciated my tummy before I had kids... But believe me I would appreciate a nice flat tummy now!! See, Santa my tummy looks like bread dough. You know? Like after its risen and it looks all beautiful and then you punch it? And it kinda sinks in the middle, looks all wrinkly and sad.... Yea. That's what my stomach looks like. See that picture below Santa? Now just imagine it with a stretched out, deformed belly button in the middle. That's what my tummy looks like.
And Santa I don't think it would be too much to ask for new boobs either. I mean they look like they belong on an 80 year old woman for crying out loud!!
Here is a picture of what I want Santa. Just so there's no confusion.... Nice flat tummy with no stretch marks, and some boobs that stay where they are supposed to!
If you could do this one little thing for me Santa it would sure save me a bundle in plastic surgery fees!!!Love Always,
The Owner of a Saggy Baggy Tummy
December 4, 2009 3:22 AM
That could be my letter to Santa, too. Just change the 4 to a 2.
December 4, 2009 5:49 AM
I'd like some of those boobs too.
Not to wear.
Just to play with.
Don't tell the wife.
December 4, 2009 8:04 AM
If Santa hooks you up, can you send him my number?! ;)
December 4, 2009 9:03 AM
I did have a boob job after my twins, but I could use a tummy tuck, too. The boob job was well worth it....lol!
December 4, 2009 9:59 AM
I wish I could have looked like that even before I had kids. No there is no hope at all.
December 4, 2009 11:54 AM
I recognize that dough from somewhere....now where was that??? Oh.
December 4, 2009 11:59 AM
If only there really were a Santa who could grant the wishes of us moms with baggy saggy tummies! LOL :)
December 4, 2009 12:43 PM
You are freakin' hysterical! This was awesome!
December 4, 2009 12:54 PM
Can you add my name to that list to Santa. I can totally relate. My once little frame stretched by 3 8lb+ babies did a whopper on my tummy skin. It's so bad even my husband doesn't get to see my tummy anymore.
December 5, 2009 6:44 AM
p.s. something for u over at my place!
December 8, 2009 5:56 AM
Just add my name to that list..K?
I could use both of those procedures, especially the tummy tuck!
December 13, 2009 10:42 AM
Dear Santa,
I suppose it would be really easy if we were all on the same wave length...i want that too.