Silly Sunday ~ Mary Mary Quite Contrary
10:18 PM Posted by The Blue Zoo
Turtle is hilarious. He is the most sensitive. He is the most inquisitive. And he is apparently the most literal.
The kids were all eating their PB&J sandwiches. When I notice that the Howler Monkey who is 8 1/2 is jabbing and jabbing at his sandwich. He made it into a huge mess of bread crumbs and jelly goobers. Frustrated beyond my limits with this particular child, I said "Why do you do shit like that?" ( I swear I meant to say STUFF. Really. I did. )
Turtle got the most disgusted look on his face, peered down at his sandwich and said in his most grossed out voice, "It's not shit!!"
Here is a video of Puppy telling me about his new name.
So there you have it - Don't be mean or your son will change his name to Mary.
He actually went on to tell me that he will wear dresses, and he likes butterflies. Puppy seemed to think that daddy would be on board with this new change. Daddy was more than grateful it only lasted a day!
Please join me and link up your own Silly Sunday post!
January 31, 2010 5:42 AM
A shit sandwich? LMAO!!!
January 31, 2010 6:39 AM
Shit, Damn and Hell
Those are my words and my children were warned that only Mommy could use those special words.
I am glad to hear that Mary decided he like being puppy instead!
Now I have to go find me a Silly Sunday!
January 31, 2010 6:57 AM
So cute!! My grandson just turned 3 in Nov. and is starting to be silly now!! Silly boys are new to me......having had two girls!!
January 31, 2010 9:29 AM
Oh...I just love little boys! Kamden did something similar. His dad said something about a piss hose, and Kamden said, well I guess if you had to poop it would be a shit hose then huh?
January 31, 2010 11:09 AM
How cute is that? Love that shi..stuff (-;
January 31, 2010 12:33 PM
cracking up about the shit sandwich comment! I have slipped a few times in front of my gals, but they have yet to repeat something like this back. I've had to really bite my tongue. I'm sure our turn will come!
January 31, 2010 4:16 PM
Hey! I remembered to link up. Better late than never?
January 31, 2010 4:26 PM
Ahhh he's so cute!
It's not shit!!!
January 31, 2010 11:24 PM
OMG LMAO that's classic! I laughed so hard I think I woke up the hubs! Aren't boys great?
February 1, 2010 10:14 AM
Ha Ha that's awesome! Who doesn't love shit sandwiches - low cal right? Eww. I love Mary! Benji does this kind of stuff too. He will say that he is a girl and then tell me the things that he wants that are girly - only he calls himself Girl Benji. Oscar's less than thrilled when this side of him comes out, lol!
February 1, 2010 10:19 AM
It could be worse...he could be mary and putting on a dress.
February 1, 2010 11:16 AM
i have seen you all over the interwebs today so i said
ENOUGH
i must go see this blue zoo person
see, we follow a lot of the same peeps
anyhow, my daughter was asleep and i told my 7 yr old to go to his dads man cave so as not to wake her
and he said, i'm not going in there. it's a sh*t hole.
and i said, i know. here's the febreeze.
you see, it is true. it IS a sh*t hole.
KIDS
February 1, 2010 4:51 PM
I didn't know you were mean! Well that being the case, from now on I will thank everybody to call me Eugene. Hmph!
February 1, 2010 5:36 PM
That is hilarious! I wonder if he'll ever eat a pb&j sandwich again?